"multihyphenates are so annoying like pick one" | Vintage Wash Tee

According to the algorithm, you only get to be one thing: a two-dimensional circus monkey performing your most marketable trick for a machine, hoping it rewards you with more machines. As if the computer is somehow your escape from the computer.

Don’t be multifaceted, that’s confusing. Don’t be yourself, be optimized. Don’t be sarcastic, it won’t translate. Don’t be earnest, it’s cringe.

I say mock the algorithm. Real artists transcend mediums. Be difficult to categorize. Claim your title as a multihyphenate.

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